Does John McCain's sick sense of humor matter?
First, he sang 'bomb, bomb, bomb/ bomb, bomb Iran' to the tune of the Beach Boys' 'Barbara Ann.'
Now, on being told that Iran has increased its importation of American cigarettes, he quipped "Maybe that's a way of killing them."
Let us review the things wrong with this statement as a joke.
First of all, it is a standard sentiment that in the United States, we do not wish the people of any country ill, whatever our relations with their government. McCain was hoping Iranians would drop dead from smoking American cigarettes, not the Iranian regime. Coming on top of his ditty about bombing them, I come away with an increasingly sick feeling in my stomach that the man is a sadist who enjoys the idea of killing people.
By the way, for all the propaganda to the contrary, neither Supreme Jurisprudent Ali Khamenei nor President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has talked about killing Israelis as opposed to causing the regime in Jerusalem to collapse. Can you imagine the outcry if they joked about doing it?
I think the current crew in the White House has the same sadistic tendencies, so I'd be very sorry to see that sort of thing continue.
Second, McCain has led the charge in the Senate to get anti-tobacco legislation, so he is well aware that tobacco really does kill a lot of people.
Here is what the American Lung Association says:
"Smoking-related diseases claim an estimated 438,000 American lives each year, including those affected indirectly, such as babies born prematurely due to prenatal maternal smoking and victims of "secondhand" exposure to tobacco's carcinogens."
About 16,000 Americans are murdered each year, each of which causes a police investigation to be opened. Nearly 30 times that many are murdered by tobacco, but that doesn't cause any homocide investigations.
So would not a presidential gesture be to include exports in his plans for a tobacco ban? Does he only care if Americans are devastated by this health scourge?
I remember a story about Camel cigarettes in Thailand getting ads on the back of school children's school notebooks. The Thai government noticed and stopped the ads. Then as I remember (I don't have time to look it up) Jesse Helms attacked Thailand for unfair trade practices.
McCain seems also to be all for the US exporting painful and early death to other people.
Finally, another thing that is wrong with the joke.
People being killed is not funny.
Couldn't we have like a constitutional amendment or something to the effect that no one with clear sadistic tendencies may ever be Commander in Chief?


7 Comments:
Cigarettes for Iranians is a variation on the old smallpox-infected blankets trick. Nice.
Sometimes I think that the main difference between modernity and barbarism is the need for a complex rationale for murder.
Come on Professor Cole, it's just "another kind of love" from Senator McCain...
The MSM's love affair with McCain aside, I've often wondered why his "bomb iran" quip hasn't gained much mainstream traction, or become a centerpiece of Obama's counter strategy. It seems impossible to me that a serious presidential candidate could ever get away with making such a casually brutal and irresponsible joke. Obama's every word and move has been used as a lens on his character, why not utilize this line as a bay window (to continue to analogy) on McCain's?
I only hope that Obama has the brass to bring it up repeatedly in the debates. Far from being a simple gotcha anecdote, it typifies the callous approach to world affairs we need to move away from in 2008.
"People being killed is not funny."
Neither is the New Yorker's sick sense of humor.
My suggestions for funny cartoon magazine covers:
McCain in Intensive Care and Neo-cons
urinating into his IV bags.
McCain in a wheelchair propelled by Cheney.
W. Bush reading "My Pet Goat" while US and Israeli warplanes attack FannieMae and FreddieMac.
FOX News owner Murdoch making payoffs to Osama bin Laden; the caption reads "Way to go, Brownie."
Are these offensive enough to make the New Yorker?
I don't think it's necessarily sadism from either McCain or the "current crew in the White House".
It's the ignorance of the aviator. They never see the real results of their work, with any luck they are long gone.
Bush never got to drop CBU's or napalm, but he did get to gaze down on New Orleans from a Boeing airliner.
It's all so far, far away.
They don't make anything of McCain's sick jokes for a simple reason: they're politicians, and the job of politicians is to know what wins elections. These politicians know that coming down on McCain for saying how funny it is to murder lots of people will lose them more votes than McCain, which is maybe why McCain does it.
You can learn a lot about a people by taking a long look at who wins their elections, and how they feel they need to do it. The world could use a rest from the power of a nation such as this, that has such people in it.
Grow up. It was a joke. As for Obama's every move being under a microscope, the guy has gotten the biggest free ride of any modern presidential candidate. The media, Hollywood, the pundits are all in his corner, and would love to just see him made president by acclimation. Thank God, the American people still have a voice in this, before we put an affirmative action version of Jimmy Carter in the White House.
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