Obama Humor at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

This is C-Span’s video of President Barack Obama’s mostly tongue-in-cheek address at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

“[Hillary] won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena.”

“It’s nice to be here in the Hilton Ballroom, or what Mitt Romney would call a ‘little fixer-uppper.’ ”

“Jimmy [Kimmel] got his start on the Man Show. In Washington that is what we call a ‘Congressional hearing on contraception.’ ”

“What is the difference between a Hockey Mom and a pitbull? A pitbull is delicious.”

“America’s dogs can’t afford 4 more years of Barack Obama; for them, that’s 28 years!”

“In my first term I ended the war in Iraq; in my second term I will win the war on Christmas.”

“I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.”

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  1. I have to admit the pitbull joke was hilarious especially the way President Obama smiled and said “delLIcious”.
    Palin makes up the most stupid trifling things about Obama trying to get his attention like a deranged Justin Bieber fan. Well I hope she’s thrilled now that he finally noticed her! LOL

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