Top Reasons You Wouldnt Want Mobile

Posted on 04/12/2006 by Juan

Top Reasons You Wouldn’t Want a Mobile Biological Weapons Lab

Not only did Bush and Cheney and Libby tell bare-faced lies about the alleged “mobile biological weapons labs” in Iraq, the idea of such never made any sense anyway.

1. How could you have a clean room in a mobile biological weapons laboratory?

2. Petrie dishes might vibrate off the table.

3. Germs might get carsick. Now that’s something you don’t want to have to clean up.

4. Biologists keep pulling up at the drive-through at McDonald’s.

5. What if you hit a big bump while working on the plague?

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